We all know he doesn't put out the bins. BUT neither does he help Heifer move her furniture. And she looks old. And she has a bad back. And she's a woman. Heifer is not feeling the Spikey love, even though Spikey is convinced she fancies him.This is a genetic male defect. All men think that every woman fancies them. Being sarcastic and withering in tone to them, will only make them think that you want to shag them even more. (Name Check: Ginger Beard)
In any case, he's cleaned all our windows today. Well, he didn't clean Heifer's, but he did clean mine.Therefore, I will be publicising Spikey's neighbourly crimes and misdemeanours more often, and Heifer and Spikey will just have to have it out or have it off over the adjoining wall!
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